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Magi
Good RPer: -writes 6 pages long starter and it's so flawless and epic that it makes you wanna ride the nearest space-cow to Venus and make love to the aliens-
Me: ........."Hi", he said.
maybe if i become human…maybe then people will like me and see me…….
i don’t know any more. Everythings dark.
I can’t find my way out anymore.
…….Where am i?
…
Who am I?
NO. STAY WE LOVE YOU
no…lm not loved here. Magis alone. i fail as an rper….cant rp at all now cause well…i dont’ think anyone want to rp with an oc….
(Source: unkownguardian)
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”
The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”
Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”
(via mimidan)
Be careful, children. The ghost of a child lives in these here woods - he may ask to join in your games, but if you anger him, he’ll drag you into the lake, and you’ll never see your mama again…
Jack Frost wasn’t just a spirit of light mischief, but was also thought to be responsible for mountain deaths, frostbite injuries, avalanches and pneumonia when he’d been angered. This has been your daily, still-stuck-in-this-fandom PSA!
(via generalpitchiner)
(Source: thememoryguardian)

